Q:Have you found Sovereign and perhaps rebuilt him yet?
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THE REAPER UNIT KNOWN TO ORGANICS AS “SOVEREIGN” CURRENTLY EXISTS IN UPWARDS OF 10 000 PIECES, IN MILITARY RESEARCH LABS AND BLACK MARKET STORAGE FACILITIES ACROSS THE GALAXY.
REAPERS CONSIDER THE ENDEAVOR OF REBUILDING SOVEREIGN AKIN TO THE ASSEMBLY OF A LEGO SET, THE PIECES OF WHICH ARE SCATTERED ACROSS THE ENTIRE HOUSE. AND THE YARD.
REAPERS KEEP STEPPING ON PIECES OF SOVEREIGN, IS WHAT REAPERS ARE SAYING. IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS.
Q:Reaper Shepard, you are my favourite Shepard fanblog on the Tumblrs! :)
REAPERS ARE NOT CRYING. REAPERS MERELY HAVE SOME CONDENSATION FORMING IN OUR FIRING CHAMBER.
FANFICTION OF REAPER SHEPARD, IS IT ACCEPTABLE?
WE HOPE THIS ONE APPROVES. (not written by me, but it made me laugh)
REAPERS ARE EXPERIENCING SOME VERY COMPLICATED HUMAN EMOTIONS ABOUT THIS.
WHEN DID ORGANICS START DRAWING FANART OF REAPERS’ AVERAGE WEEKEND?
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HOW DID THE ORGANICS FIND US
NO, SERIOUSLY. WHERE DID ALL THESE PUNY ORGANICS COME FROM? DID REAPERS MISS SOMETHING?
REAPERS HAVE NOTICED AN EXPLOSION OF FOLLOWERS RECENTLY.
REAPERS ARE FEELING RATHER SELF-CONSCIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN.
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WE ARE PLEASED BY THIS, DESPITE THE LACK OF SCREEN-PRINTED ANIMAL SWEATSHIRTS.
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REAPERS WOULD LIKE TO WISH A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO HANNAH SHEPARD.
REAPERS’ LOVE FOR HANNAH SHEPARD IS AS ENDLESS AS THE MESSAGES SHE LEAVES IN REAPERS’ VOICEMAIL INBOX.
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FIRST WE WERE SHEPARD. THEN WE WERE THE REAPERS. NOW WE HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT.
REAPERS ARE ALSO CAPABLE OF BEING WITTY IN 140-CHARACTER INCREMENTS.
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